OH MAN. Okay if you’re not Australian you have to let me tell you about the majesticness that is the Wiggles. Shhh, just let me.
So there’s Greg in the yellow, he was the Marsha of the group okay. Everybody fucking loves Greg.
Then there’s creepy Murray in the red. He played his bright red electric guitar and smiled way too much.
Then there’s Jeff in bright purple, who was the fucking bomb. He would fall asleep in random places and we’d have to help the others find him. And then when we did we’d have to yell “WAKE UP JEFF.” and it was just amazing because he always woke up when we yelled it.
Oh, and there’s Anthony in the blue…. He was kinda irrelevant.
Waggs the Dog was always there chasing his tail and barking at random shit. Dorothy the dinosaur spent all day eating roses like a badass bitch. And captain feathersword was just fucking creepy. Okay. He legit scared me.
And together they were this awesome band called the Wiggles and they sang about completely irrelevant stuff like fruit salad and hot potatoes.
Some of their most inspirational lyrics include: “Toot toot, chugga chugga, big red car.” and “Hot potato, hot potato. Mash banana, mash banana.”
I would watch this shit for hours. It was honestly the greatest.